Showing posts with label training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label training. Show all posts

Friday, October 10, 2008

The Burger and Beer Night

No running today. It's a friend's birthday tonight, which means burgers and beer. Yes, I should probably be watching my diet a little more given my current quest, but I gots ta live my life, no? I'm not trying to be the next Haile Gebrselassie here, after all. Plus the Merkt's Cheddar spread that McCoy's puts on their burgers is as irresistible to me as an aphid's honedew is to an ant. (I just watched Life In The Undergrowth on Discovery. Shoot me.)

Moving on, the Chicago Marathon is this weekend, and, after the debacle of 2007 where unseasonably warm temperatures and understocked aid stations led to people collapsing from heat exhaustion, one runner's death and, ultimately, race officials calling off the race altogether, many adjustments have been made to make the marathon safer should heat again be a factor. If I can get up on time, I plan on watching it live to see if my guy Daniel Njenga (he's been "my guy" since I watched the brilliant and inspirational documentary 'The Spirit of the Marathon' a few days ago) can finally improve on all his 2nd and 3rd place finishes to cross the line first this time.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Story So Far

So let me bring you up to speed on the situation as it stands.

As I've mentioned already, and probably will mention again, a marathon is something I've always wanted to do. For some, that might seem like a strange and misguided goal. Why would you want to put yourself through this after all? It's not like you get paid for it (unless you're one of the genetic freaks of nature that actually makes a habit of winning these things).

There's obviously a lot of reasons people do train for and run them. Some run for a cause, others to lose weight, some to win a bet, and many just to say they did it. For me, I guess I always assumed I would run one. I was always fast, and my string bean frame was perfect for distance running. Like most idiot school/college kids though, it soon became more of a priority to drink beer, skip classes and sleep late and before I knew it, what I'd once considered an inevitability had seemed more and more distant, and, ultimately, was forgotten altogether.

I first resurrected the idea of running the big two-six a few years ago. I'd started running a little again and, though much heavier and slower, remembered my youthful idealism and signed up for the Oklahoma City Memorial Half Marathon in March of oh-something, and the world famous Chicago Marathon in October. Unfortunately, shin splints put paid to both. As I would soon find out, I'd ramped up too quickly. My "long run" peaked at 9 miles before I was grounded. The long, cold winter didn't help me return to the roads either. Before I knew it, March came and went, and so did October. I deleted the promotional emails I'd been getting from the race committees that I'd once been so addicted to poring over. I stopped running, and didn't pick it up again with any regularity until earlier this year.

A quick aside.... I've lived in the US for 13+ years, but have only been in Kansas City for the last two or so. Due to a confluence of events, I'd found myself in the wide open nowhere of Western KS for over a decade. Races in the town I lived in were about as common as Egyptian pyramids, and the almost constantly swirling wind made running difficult and sometimes flat out unpleasant.

So, back to the story, now I'm in the city, and a few months ago, due largely to Jillzibit, I started running again. She was training for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure, and a week before the 5k, I agreed to run it with her, and signed up for what was, believe it or not, my first official "race" since high school, and I guess you could say I was hooked. A 4 miler at the KC Zoo, the Run For the Frogs followed, and upcoming on October 18th, I am running a 7 mile segment of the Kansas City Marathon relay, with three friends. I'll write about each at some point, but you can see where this is going.

Last week I started looking around for potential marathons, and quickly found the Arizona Rock n' Roll Marathon. From the timing, to the temperature, to the atmosphere, this seemed to fit all the things I was looking at for "my first time". 3 months isn't long, and there's a cold Kansas City winter ahead, but it's time I just did this thing, and even if the shin splints come back, the knees give out or the achilles tears, I won't regret trying.

Of course, ask me that again at mile 23 on race day and maybe I'll disagree... or swear at you perhaps.

The Basic Plot

So here, as promised, is the basic premise..

The players:
Halkzibit: Your protagonist. Your hero. The man with the plan. And no, to the doubters, it isn't a mid-life crisis propelling me towards wanting to endure four plus hours of pain for a t-shirt and a banana, it's simply the final realization of a lifelong ambition. From my youth running cross-country for my high school and watching people dressed as waiters, gorillas and Margaret Thatchers running by the Thames and Westminster Abbey in the early years of the London Marathon, it's just something that "looked like fun". Charmingly enthusiastic, or woefully naive?



Jillzibit: Your protagonist's girlfriend. The love interest. The running partner. All being well, when I do my first marathon, she'll do her first half, and there'll be a ride into the sunset (because neither of us will be able to walk)



Meadow: My dog. A pointer mix, and easily the fastest of the major players, her average mile pace is matched only by her IQ... 6.






Olive: Jillzibit's shih-tzu. Smarter and feistier than her bigger pal, but without the endless desire to chase her own tail and run into glass doors. More likely to go scuba diving than run two miles without collapsing in exhaustion.

The path:
You will join me while I train, complain and go insane over the next 3 or so months.

The suspense:
This isn't the first time I've trained for a marathon, but injuries stopped me the first time. Will I make it this time?

The payoff:
The Rock n' Roll marathon in Phoenix, AZ January 18, 2009.

Let's get ready to run-ble. (Yeah, they're not all gems).

The opening disclaimer

To avoid being sued, mercilessly mocked, shot at, satirized by Tina Fey, or barred from public places, I feel it necessary to state before going any further that I am not a professional runner, trainer or fitness instructor. I also am not an astronaut, fire fighter or welder, though I suspect these are less relevant to the issue at hand. My goal is simply to document my own progress in this quest for physical exhaustion. While I'm happy and egotistical enough to hand out advice if it's requested, bear in mind that I'm probably underqualified to do such a thing, and have likely either read it somewhere, or overheard it while waiting in line for Weezer tickets.

So with that being said, stay tuned, and later today I will endeavor to lay out the basic plot for the upcoming weeks. All being well, this story of personal humiliation, physical injury and impending burnout will end on January 18, 2009 at the Rock N' Roll Arizona marathon in Phoenix, AZ. All not being well, it could end much sooner.

Inspired yet? No? Well, sue me... um, no, wait, maybe you should stop at merciless mocking.